i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
So young. So honest.
According to ground-breaking new logic and the sqa, wearing a Rolex is now code for being fertile.
I don’t know how to respond to that.
I’m a strong, independent soloist
I don’t need no conductor
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art