May 2013
35 posts
daytripper1:
According to ground-breaking new logic and the sqa, wearing a Rolex is now code for being fertile.
I don’t know how to respond to that.
givemetrills:
I’m a strong, independent soloist I don’t need no conductor
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
robcoindustries:
see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
bluewriters:
hacheload:
cronusempire:
steven-moffat:
grim-bark-tier:
lordwhat:
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT...
band-nonsense:
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
carlottathedragonwhore:
scruffylookinnerfherder:
freetheboobs:
Imagine being free all the time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob.
#I don’t know what I was...
weasleypatronus:
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
welcome to fucking Europe bitches LETS SING
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
: I always thought, what if the entire hunger... →
youaresoriddikulus:
frostingpeetaswounds:
I always thought, what if the entire hunger games trilogy was in Katniss’ head and she actually had some extreme psychological disorder?
What if the only time we ever actually saw anything that was in reality was when she was in that holding room at the end of Mockingjay? And all of that time she…
OH MY GOD
unfollower:
timoodles:
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
i live in Cumming don’t talk to me
smexyketchup:
bitch-witchery:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
#an open relationship with death #i’ll take it
why dont the winchesters just take a nap
goldenfleeces:
allfalld0wn:
bear-hugs-for-you:
wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.
“Another sleepless night
She’s looking up and crying out
He’s just a little...”
– Jamie Grace (via keepyoureyesonhim)
April 2013
132 posts
joelle-elizabeth:
ulyssee:
cigs4kids:
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
asoiafmen:
caseydoll:
do you ever keep tabs open thinking “eh i’ll get to that later” and then five weeks pass and you still haven’t fucking done anything with it
and then Chrome crashes and the entire neighborhood can hear me screaming…
me: this book destroyed my life
me: *add to the favorite books list*
me: this book destroyed my life
me: *add to the favorite books list*
