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amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

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I like how America is freaking out like “AHHH SAME SEX MARRIAGE AHH TAXED HEALTH CARE OMG AHHHHHH!!! THE WORLD WILL BURN!!” and literally right next to them is their most similar country doing perfect with both of those things like it’s a no-brainer.

what the hell is that beaver doing

quietly reveling in its stable economy.

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fandomblogger:

clumsypikaa:

Right in the feels, I’m so done,

hey look, satan made a post

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A soldier and his squirrel.

punkrockmermaid:

Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.

Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!

Be still my beating heart.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

trenchcoats-aka-fuckingcastiel:

LOOK AT THE TEACHERS IN MY YEARBOOK

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tastefullyoffensive:

Know the difference.

[strawberry-pie]

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tastefullyoffensive:

9 Laughing Animals

Previously: 9 Cats Taking Selfies, 8 Fluffy Cows, 9 Cats Stuck in Things

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linkinspirit:

alliseeistokuandimgoingmad:

Mustache-dog is best dog

THIS IS THE FANCIEST OF ALL DOGS

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i-solemnly-swear-that-i-hate-you:

im-just-a-match-in-water:

toyoungtolivethisway:

officialalltimelow:

Press play and enjoy fuckers.

holy

At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.

eargasm

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